Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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