eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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