I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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