is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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