...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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