He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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