I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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