All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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