Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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