what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
PANTIES FOUND
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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