i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
oh god the rape fog is back!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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