so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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