we're blogging at a bar
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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