I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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