How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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