its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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