tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
honey bunches of taint.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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