and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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