walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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