I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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