i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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