How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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