Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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