woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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