Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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