The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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