We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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