she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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