ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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