Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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