You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
