have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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