i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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