Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I got her a Nickelback box set.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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