So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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