By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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