sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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