I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Never underestimate the power of titties
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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