STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I can't put those talents on a resume
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
