awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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