I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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