Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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