Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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