awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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