Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry seannemairi hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around

Fav 13 1519 2624
share tweet
(202): View more from Washington, DC

is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

Fav 86 3167 1292
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...

Fav 25 4890 1006
share tweet
(716): View more from New York

Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.

Fav 14 1198 3388
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...

Fav 39 1309 4649
share tweet
(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

Fav 10 3760 1893
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.

Fav 18 8003 1554
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.

Fav 6 1226 640
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(931): View more from Tennessee

Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought

Fav 0 50 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT