Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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