sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
tonight lets celebrate not being married
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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