Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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