Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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