Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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