my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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