I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
