When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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