dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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