There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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