Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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