Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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